VIKING DADJoin

The Tour

How the 90 days work

Train at home with a chair, a table and a wall — or in the gym with dumbbells, kettlebells and machines. Switch tracks any day. Sessions run 20–35 minutes so you can train before the kids wake or after they're down.

The weekly rhythm

Day 1

Shield

Push + core

Day 2

Roots

Legs + glutes

Day 3

Hearth

Mobility + recovery

Day 4

Oar

Pull + posterior chain

Day 5

Raid

Full-body circuit

Day 6

Longship

Conditioning + walk

Day 7

Rest

Family, sleep, weekly review

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Three levels for every move

Foundation for coming back from nothing. Shieldbearer for building. Warrior for when you want it harder. Switch any time.

The Valhalla Score

One number from 0–100 built from consistency (did you train), momentum (are you trending up) and recovery (are you sleeping and recovering). Ranks run from Thrall to Einherjar.

Daily check-ins & weekly reviews

Thirty seconds a day, five minutes a week. It's how you stay honest when nobody's watching.

Reset Protocol

Life will interrupt. When it does, you get a clear way back in — no guilt, no starting from zero.

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Founders price £27 (normally £97). 12 months of full access.

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